September 19, 2002
Second Amendment

Hmm...maybe I am capable of personally breaking his fingers.

I don't know, E - already identifying with Hamlet, are you? Probably not a good sign. Sure, you can type fast. Sure, you're verbose. But at 12:00:01 on November 1st, are you going to be ready to do what has to be done, or will you still be fiddling with your mousetrap?

Oh, and honey, I don't think a lack of manual dexterity will have anything to do with why it will be hard to keep turning the pages of your many-leagued novel.

Love ya.