April 20, 2003
This Could Be Heaven Or This Could Be Hell

So, um, the last item on this makes me think that if Dante were still around, The Divine Comedy would have a canto set in heaven’s vestibule, where people who insisted on going to something called a "Sunrise Service" at 10:30 a.m. are eternally served a light breakfast as they watch a videotape of the people actually in heaven.