April 13, 2003
Remote Entry

Here I am in Florida, specifically Orlando. I'm attending a conference for work, and will be here through Wednesday.

I've never been to Florida before, let alone Orlando. Maybe Orlando isn't weird - maybe it's just the very small piece I've been exposed to. But this piece is weird. Weird weird weird. Weird in the way that only a place built almost exclusively to serve man-made tourist attractions can be.

I would tell you all about it, but right now I have to get to a reception before someone else eats all the shrimp cocktail.