February 25, 2003
Lemur Day

Jessica has a lemur purse. Itís a lemur, and itís a purse. Itís not a formerly living and breathing lemur, but a cunning representation of a lemur, with plastic orangey amber eyes and paws and a zipper down its back.

It is, like its owner, incredibly cool. In her honor, I declare this Lemur Day.

I plan to celebrate by spending time in trees, or at least furniture made out of trees, and opening my eyes really wide at strategic times throughout the day.