October 05, 2005
I Don't Speak Kid

The keen-on-trucks preschooler was sitting on the stoop of his house next to the open garage as I walked by yesterday.

KID: Hi!
ME: Hi!
KID: My garble garble garble's in the garage.
ME: What's in the garage?
KID: My garble garble garble.
ME: Your what?
KID: Garble garble garble.
ME: Huh. Is that good or bad?
KID: Good.
ME: Yay!