September 25, 2005

The driver on my bus home tonight looked just like Bruce Campbell, except I could tell he was the evil twin because he had the goatee.

The similarity wasn't just in the facial features -- he had the expressions, too. The eyebrow held in the arched position at least 30% of the time. The determined set of the jaw. The weary look in the eyes that said, "Hey I'm just driving a bus -- I don't need any weirdness from zombies / primitive screwheads / the chick in the pirate t-shirt who keeps staring at my reflection in the rearview mirror."