Number of Times I Have Been Late to Class / Meetings: Two (the second incident was a minor, scullery-related thing)

OMGINaD Moments / DCiSS: Still Three / One

Yoga Sessions: Seven

Caffeine Intake Level: Medium-Low

Sleep Deprivation Level: Medium-Low

Homicidal Tendencies: Like, totally minor, okay? Way, way lower than my DJDA (Day Job Daily Average)

Number of Stories I've Critiqued: Fifty-Five

Number of Stories Submitted for Critique: Still Three (next one due Wednesday)

Level of Satisfaction with Current Story in Progress: Medium -- I mean, Low -- no, wait...High! -- er, Medium. Definitely Medium.

Favorite Near-Future Term in My Current Story That I Strongly Suspect Actually Sucks But Which I Will Probably Leave in Anyway: "preBay"

Light at the end of the tunnel: Dim