Today I'm only going to list the stats that have changed...

Number of Times I've Used My Brand New Yoga Mat: Four

Caffeine Intake Level: Medium-low

Sleep Deprivation Level: Medium-low

Number of Stories I've Critiqued: Twenty

Number of Stories Submitted for Critique: One
Next story due Tuesday at 9:00 a.m.

Level of Satisfaction with Current Story in Progress: Medium-high

What I Picked When Given the Choice Between Evil or Pie Today: Both