Number of Times I Have Been Late to Class / Meetings: Still Zero!!!
Number of Oh-My-God-I-Need-a-Drink Moments: Still One
Number of Drinks Consumed in Said State: Still Zero
Number of Times I've Used My Brand New Yoga Mat: Also Still One
Number of Times I've Used It for Yoga: Ditto
Caffeine Intake Level: Medium
Sleep Deprivation Level: High (eight hours over two days, including the three-hour nap I just took)
Number of Hours I Spent Obsessively Googling for Pinyin for "Twin" When I Could Have Been Sleeping (Dammit): 1.5
Homicidal Tendencies: Nihil
Number of Stories I've Critiqued: Ten
Number of Stories Submitted for Critique: One!