August 25, 2004

An actual sentence spoken by E:

"Okay, so if you stab me in the leg with the scissors*, then I'd have to save you from rolling down a hill. . .no, wait, I'd have to be saved by you. . .no, wait - that makes you Boo Radley, and me Boo's father, and someone else would need saving from being a ham."

*I swear I don't remember threatening to stab him in the leg with scissors. I was probably just cutting something enthusiastically. . .paper dolls I was planning to take to the local orphanage, or festive mobiles for the old folks' home, or some such non-threatening, public-spirited thing.