August 26, 2003
Ne pas utiliser avec les boissons gazéifiées

How to pretend you’re Amélie:

  1. Live somewhere relatively close to Canada (actually living in Canada also acceptable).
  2. Buy products labeled in both French and English.
  3. Read the French bits aloud, and use them gratuitously in your weblog.

How to pretend you’re Camille:

  1. See 1 above.
  2. See 2 above.
  3. See 3 above.
  4. Cough a lot.